🅿 11.06.1985_LEARNING_TO_BEATBOX.mp3


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TYLER Actually,it creams outward.
JAMES It creams outward?
TYLER If you can believe it.
JAMES And it's candy?
TYLER Allegedly. I mean, as far as meat goes, it's candy.
JAMES Okay.
TYLER It's really high in protein.
JAMES It's like a prescription or something?
TYLER Something like that. I got like 60 of them and I can't use the Wi-Fi anymore. So...
RYAN Ryan James!
JAMES And you've-- Hey
RYAN Yo, what's up?
TYLER Hey, hey
JAMES hey Scott
RYAN Hey!
TYLER How's it going?
RYAN I didn't know you guys were coming to Mayo Fest. I would have,
JAMES Well, yeah. Yeah, of course.
TYLER Of course!
RYAN I would have like tried to meet up.
JAMES We wouldn't miss Mayo Fest.
RYAN I could have gotten you guys in for free.
TYLER Aw, man!
JAMES You could have gotten us in for free?
RYAN Yeah, I'm I'm working. I'm working today.
JAMES You're working at MayoFest?
TYLER You're working MayoFest, cool. All right
RYAN Yeah, actually I'm uh… Do you notice anything different about me?
JAMES Uh--
TYLER You got-
JAMES You have a mustache?
TYLER Yeah, you got that mustache.
RYAN Yeah, I've had that for a while
JAMES Oh.
RYAN and the sleeveless turtleneck and All of that, but no- about me.
TYLER Um...
JAMES Oh, you're doing a little spin. Um...
TYLER It's your hair.
JAMES It's your hair
RYAN I'm- I'm-
TYLER Your head hair, not your mustache hair.
JAMES Yeah!
RYAN I'm- I'm- I'm learning how to beatbox. That's what it is.
TYLER Oh!
RYAN It's not my hair, I'm learning how to beatbox. I thought maybe you would like to see, like look.
TYLER Cool!
JAMES Oh.
TYLER I don't know. How do you see that? I don't...
RYAN Look at my neck. Do you see it? Watch.
JAMES Yeah.
TYLER Yeah.
RYAN See, like the definition? Like it actually uses a lot of muscles in your face. cough When I do that, when I go, when I...
JAMES Yeah
TYLER Your nostrils are going crazy when you do that.
RYAN You can see like the muscle lines like I'm really
JAMES Yeah
RYAN I'm leaning out that area of my body
TYLER Yeah. Okay.
RYAN to make some of the, you know, bmph the like big beats?
JAMES Yeah
RYAN the resonance really come out
JAMES Nice. That's cool, man.
RYAN Yeah, so yeah.
TYLER What do you got, dude?
JAMES Yeah, give us a little flavor! Give us a little flavor!
RYAN What do you mean? Like, uh,
JAMES Show us your beatbox!
RYAN Are you gonna come by...
TYLER Drop a beat.
JAMES Yeah, drop a thing!
RYAN Oh, right now?
JAMES Yeah!
TYLER Yeah!
JAMES What do you mean?
RYAN I don't have my kit. I don't have my mouth guard. I don't have my special gloves I don't have my lubricating soup or my knee pads, like I can't.
JAMES Why do you have to wear knee pads when you...
RYAN I get into it! I'm not doing- like- this is way above your like, boots and cats and boots kinda...
TYLER Mm-hmm.
RYAN thing. This is like the next step up.
JAMES Yeah.
RYAN This is- I'm talking like-
JAMES choreography and...
RYAN Well, no, 'cause... I don't really move that much.
JAMES Then why do you have to have knee pads and special gloves? I guess it's-
RYAN You work at a jewelry store, right?
JAMES Yeah.
RYAN If you had a 400-carat diamond, you wouldn't hold it with just like a hand covered in sausage meat. You would keep it in a case. Like I'm trying to protect my golden instrument.
TYLER Okay.
RYAN What, like...
TYLER Well.
RYAN Boom. spits Hold on. Boo! BOH po po Boing! Y'know like- You have to go down low. Down low.
JAMES Yeah
RYAN G-uh.
TYLER Yeah.
RYAN And then you have to make sure you can go up high for like the high hats.
JAMES We're not - Okay so we understand that-
RYAN So like to get up to the high hats
JAMES [SIGH] Yeah.
TYLER Yeah, okay
RYAN Boing!
JAMES Okay, to the untrained ear, it just sounds like you're saying the word "boing".
RYAN I'm doing exercises to protect my vocal cords.
JAMES But you're also vaping!
TYLER Yeah you-
RYAN They're called Boing-ups.
TYLER How frequently are you doing these exercises?
RYAN Hold on Psshh
TYLER Whoa.
JAMES Oh, yuck!
RYAN Pshh! Psshh
JAMES Stop! Okay, stop!
RYAN You like that? That's a 909.
TYLER You kind of spit on my face
RYAN I really should have my knee pad.